
Whatever Works (2009)
Directed by Woody Allen
No — Whatever Works is not woke, scoring 14 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Woody Allen's Whatever Works arrived in 2009 carrying a script written in the early 1970s, and the film wears that provenance like a coat that no longer fits.
Consciousness Markers
A gay character, Howard, appears and John comes out as gay late in the film, culminating in a same-sex pairing at the New Year's party, though it is played largely for comedic effect rather than as advocacy.
Boris repeatedly breaks the fourth wall to address the audience directly, giving the film a sermonizing quality, though his lectures concern misanthropy and personal happiness rather than progressive social messaging.
Marietta's transformation into a photographer in an open relationship gestures at female self-discovery, but the film's gaze remains thoroughly Allen-esque and the naive Melody is defined by her romantic entanglements.
The cast is uniformly white, with no meaningful representation casting choices; the ensemble is drawn from Woody Allen's usual milieu.
No engagement with race or racial themes whatsoever; the film is set in an entirely white Manhattan milieu.
No environmental or climate content of any kind.
John's stock-market losses are a plot device, not a critique of capitalism; the film has no economic-justice agenda.
No body-positivity themes; physical appearance is not a subject of the film.
No neurodivergence themes; Boris's misanthropy is framed as curmudgeonly intellect, not a condition.
No historical revisionism; the film is a contemporary romantic comedy with no historical subject matter.
Why it received this score
Woody Allen's Whatever Works arrived in 2009 carrying a script written in the early 1970s, and the film wears that provenance like a coat that no longer fits. Larry David plays Boris Yelnikoff, a misanthropic chess teacher who lectures the camera, insults strangers, and eventually marries a runaway from Mississippi half his age. The comedy is broad, the pacing is loose, and the whole enterprise has the air of a man rummaging through an old drawer to see what still holds up.
The film's engagement with contemporary social questions is glancing at best. A gay character, Howard, materializes in a bar to receive John's confession, and the New Year's Eve finale pairs the two men alongside everyone else's rearranged romances. The treatment is genial and entirely comic in register, a punchline about fluidity instead of an argument for it. Marietta, played by Patricia Clarkson, discovers photography, exotic habits, and an open relationship, which gestures toward female reinvention without ever disturbing the film's entrenched perspective on its own ingenue.
Where the film does sermonize, it sermonizes about misanthropy. Boris addresses the audience directly and repeatedly, dispensing a philosophy of lowered expectations and small pleasures. That is a worldview, not a social program, and it lands with the weight of a fortune cookie. The cast is uniformly white, the Manhattan milieu is sealed off from any consideration of race or class, and the environment, the economy, and the body are simply not topics. What remains is a comedy of manners that mistakes its own nostalgia for wisdom. Pleasant enough. Never urgent.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
Whatever Works explores the relationship between a crotchety misanthrope, Boris and a naïve, impressionable young runaway from the south, Melody. When Melody's uptight parents arrive in New York to rescue her, they are quickly drawn into wildly unexpected romantic entanglements. Everyone discovers that finding love is just a combination of lucky chance and appreciating the value of "whatever works."
Questions about Whatever Works
Is Whatever Works woke?
No — Whatever Works is not woke, scoring 14 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does Whatever Works have any woke elements?
1 of the 10 markers register at 30 or above, led by LGBTQ+ Themes (30). On LGBTQ+ Themes: A gay character, Howard, appears and John comes out as gay late in the film, culminating in a same-sex pairing at the New Year's party, though it is played largely for comedic effect rather than as advocacy.
How does Whatever Works compare to other 2009 movies?
It ranks #72 of the 230 films from 2009 we've scored; their average is 14. The wokest is Home (79).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.