
Timecrimes (2007)
Directed by Nacho Vigalondo
No — Timecrimes is not woke, scoring 1 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Timecrimes, or Los cronocrímenes if we are being precise about it, is a 2007 Spanish thriller in which a man named Héctor stumbles into a time machine and spends the remainder of the running time chasing himself through a forest with mounting desperation.
Consciousness Markers
A Spanish-language production with an entirely Spanish cast; no casting choices made with an eye toward diverse representation.
No LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext appear anywhere in the causal loop.
The film's female characters exist largely as objects of voyeurism and plot mechanics, with the woman in the forest stripped and rendered unconscious; no feminist framework is present.
Race is entirely absent as a subject or concern in this rural Spanish time-travel puzzle.
No environmental or climate themes whatsoever.
No economic critique or class commentary; the scientist's machine is a plot device, not a metaphor for capital.
The film's use of nudity is exploitative and voyeuristic rather than body-positive in any sense.
No neurodivergent characters or themes.
No historical events are revisited or reinterpreted; the film is a self-contained fictional loop.
A lean, twist-driven thriller that never pauses to deliver a moral or social message to the audience.
Why it received this score
Timecrimes, or Los cronocrímenes if we are being precise about it, is a 2007 Spanish thriller in which a man named Héctor stumbles into a time machine and spends the remainder of the running time chasing himself through a forest with mounting desperation. Nacho Vigalondo wrote, directed, and cast himself as the scientist, a decision that suggests either admirable thrift or a mild disregard for his own screen presence. The plot is a closed loop of scissors, binoculars, bandages, and a naked woman lying unconscious on the ground, and it holds together with the grim precision of a Swiss watch assembled by someone who has read too much Alan Moore.
What the film does not contain is any of the social furniture we have come to expect from contemporary cinema. There is no casting designed to signal virtue, no sermon on the environment, no economic lecture about the wickedness of the scientist's machine. The nudity is exploitative and serves the voyeurism of the plot, which is to say it functions as a mechanic, not a statement. Race, sexuality, and class go unmentioned across the entire causal loop. The woman in the forest is stripped, knocked out, and used as a prop for a man's escalating self-deception, and the film has no interest in commenting on this. It simply happens, again and again, because the loop demands it.
Here is a film with nothing on its mind except the machinery of its own paradoxes, and it is better for it. No message, no moral, no closing plea for us to be kinder to one another. Just a man, his doubles, and a pair of binoculars. We are left to admire the craft and to note, with some fatigue, that a thriller can still be built from nothing but cause, effect, and poor decisions. A modest vintage. Dry, astringent, no lingering aftertaste of sermon.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
A man accidentally gets into a time machine and travels back in time nearly an hour. Finding himself will be the first of a series of disasters of unforeseeable consequences.
Questions about Timecrimes
Is Timecrimes woke?
No — Timecrimes is not woke, scoring 1 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does Timecrimes have any woke elements?
No. All 10 markers score zero.
How does Timecrimes compare to other 2007 movies?
It ranks #173 of the 201 films from 2007 we've scored; their average is 12. The wokest is Like Stars on Earth (92).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.