
The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time (1998)
Directed by Jean-Marie Poiré
No — The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Sequels to broad French farces rarely arrive bearing an agenda, and this one arrives with nothing beyond a bucket of ice cream and a plunger.
Consciousness Markers
The cast is entirely white French performers playing medieval and modern French characters; no diversity-conscious casting is present or attempted.
No LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext appear anywhere in the film.
Women appear as brides, wives, and comic foils; there is no feminist framing or commentary on gender power structures.
The film engages in broad medieval-versus-modern slapstick with no racial themes or consciousness whatsoever.
No environmental or climate themes are present in this time-travel farce.
A supermarket robbery and mockery of brand placement occur, but these are comic set pieces, not an anti-capitalist thesis.
Gags about a distended belly and ice cream in a cleavage are played for crude laughs, the opposite of body-positivity messaging.
No neurodivergent characters or themes are depicted.
The French Revolution and Napoleon appear only as comic backdrops for a time-travel gag, with no revisionist historical argument.
The film is pure slapstick comedy with no didactic or preachy messaging of any kind.
Why it received this score
Sequels to broad French farces rarely arrive bearing an agenda, and this one arrives with nothing beyond a bucket of ice cream and a plunger. Jean-Marie Poiré reunites his medieval ruffians and sends them shuttling between the twelfth century, the present day, and, briefly, Revolutionary France, where Napoleon's court becomes a backdrop for a mistaken-identity gag. The corridors of time are held open by stolen jewels, a premise that exists to move bodies from one set piece to the next. Nobody pauses to reflect on the arrangement. That is the point. This is a machine for slapstick, and it runs.
The comedy is physical and crude. A water torture sequence inflates a man's belly until his navel protrudes, a wedding is disrupted by dessert poured down a woman's dress, and a servant urinates his way through a hotel corridor. These are not offered as arguments about anything. The supermarket robbery that opens the modern-day thread and the brand placement that annoyed French critics are comic furniture, not a thesis about commerce. The film has no interest in gender, race, class, or the natural world, and it never pretends otherwise. Its women are brides, wives, and foils. Its men are knights, dentists, and fools.
What the film does possess is a talent for collision. Medieval men gawp at televisions and automobiles, and we are invited to laugh at the meeting of eras, not to learn from it. There is no sermon waiting at the end, no lesson about tolerance, history, or the planet. The Revolution appears for a single closing joke and is gone. A sequel that wants ninety minutes of laughter and nothing more is a modest ambition, and this one meets it. On every front that concerns the contemporary cultural critic, the film is a blank page, and it seems entirely at peace with that.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
The sequel to The Visitors reunites us with those lovable ruffians from the French Medieval ages who - through magic - are transported into the present, with often drastic consequences. Godefroy de Montmirail travels to today to recover the missing family jewels and a sacred relic, guarantor of his wife-to-be's fertility. The confrontation between Godefroy's repellent servant Jack the Crack and his descendent, the effete Jacquart, present-day owner of the chateau, further complicates the matter.
Questions about The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time
Is The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time woke?
No — The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time have any woke elements?
No. All 10 markers score zero.
How does The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time compare to other 1998 movies?
It ranks #110 of the 118 films from 1998 we've scored; their average is 12. The wokest is Show Me Love (60).
Is The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time the most woke The Visitors movie?
No. It ranks #2 of the 3 The Visitors films we've scored; the wokest is The Visitors: Bastille Day (7).