
The Cyclone (1996)
Directed by Leonardo Pieraccioni
No — The Cyclone is not woke, scoring 13 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
The Cyclone arrives from 1996 Tuscany with the serene confidence of a film that has no argument to make.
Consciousness Markers
Levante's sister Selvaggia is openly lesbian and pursues a romance with the dancer Penelope, with her on-and-off girlfriend Isabella also in the mix — a genuine, if secondary, same-sex storyline treated matter-of-factly.
The cast is a uniformly white Italian ensemble with a few Spanish performers; diversity is incidental to the premise rather than a deliberate representational gesture.
The plot is a conventional romantic pursuit of a beautiful dancer by a hapless male lead; the women are largely objects of desire or comic complication.
No engagement with race or racial themes whatsoever.
No environmental or climate content.
No critique of wealth, class, or capitalism; the concerns are entirely romantic and domestic.
No body-positivity themes; the dancers are presented in a conventional glamorous light.
No neurodivergence themes or characters.
A contemporary romantic comedy with no historical revisionism.
A breezy Tuscan sex comedy that preaches nothing; it exists purely to amuse.
Why it received this score
The Cyclone arrives from 1996 Tuscany with the serene confidence of a film that has no argument to make. Leonardo Pieraccioni directs, co-writes, and stars as Levante, an accountant sleepwalking through small-town routine until a busload of Spanish flamenco dancers takes a wrong turn and lodges with his family among the cornfields. The plot is a romantic pursuit, several drunken dinners, and a great deal of wistful gazing at Lorena Forteza. It exists to amuse, and it does, with the ease of a picture that never once considers the possibility of a message.
The one thread worth a second look belongs to Selvaggia, Levante's sister, who is openly lesbian and begins a dalliance with the dancer Penelope while her on-and-off girlfriend Isabella simmers in the background. The film handles this with a shrug, which is its own kind of achievement. No speeches, no lesson, no ceremony. Selvaggia simply is what she is, and the household absorbs it without comment. In a decade of Italian comedy that rarely bothered, that quiet matter-of-factness registers as the film's only point of forward motion.
Elsewhere the sensibilities are thoroughly traditional. The dancers are photographed as decoration, the women function as objects of desire or comic complication, and the cast is a uniformly white Italian ensemble with a handful of Spanish performers, diversity arriving by accident of premise. There is no engagement with race, no environmental conscience, no critique of money or class, no interest in bodies beyond the conventional glamorous kind, and no historical argument to press. The concerns are romantic, domestic, and resolutely private. It is a breezy Tuscan sex comedy that preaches nothing, and after two hours of such relentless harmlessness, the absence of sermonizing lands as something close to relief.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
The everyday life of accountant Levante, his family and the other people of a small town in the Tuscan countryside is taken by storm by the serendipitous arrival of five gorgeous Spanish flamenco dancers.
Questions about The Cyclone
Is The Cyclone woke?
No — The Cyclone is not woke, scoring 13 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does The Cyclone have any woke elements?
1 of the 10 markers register at 30 or above, led by LGBTQ+ Themes (45). On LGBTQ+ Themes: Levante's sister Selvaggia is openly lesbian and pursues a romance with the dancer Penelope, with her on-and-off girlfriend Isabella also in the mix — a genuine, if secondary, same-sex storyline treated matter-of-factly.
How does The Cyclone compare to other 1996 movies?
It ranks #26 of the 93 films from 1996 we've scored; their average is 11. The wokest is Bound (60).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.