
A Haunted House (2013)
Directed by Michael Tiddes
No — A Haunted House is not woke, scoring 17 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
A Haunted House arrives in 2013 with modest ambitions and a budget roughly equal to the price of a used sedan.
Consciousness Markers
Led by Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins with a largely Black principal cast, but the diversity is incidental to a crude spoof rather than a stated representational project.
Chip the psychic is a gay-coded running joke who lusts after Malcolm; the film treats this as a punchline rather than a progressive LGBTQ+ theme.
Kisha is possessed, sexualized, and subjected to gross-out gags; there is no feminist agenda or critique.
No engagement with race or racial politics beyond the casting itself.
No climate themes or environmental messaging.
A joke about being unable to sell a house is not an anti-capitalist critique.
Fart and bodily-function gags are used for gross-out humor, not body positivity.
Bobby's illiteracy is a crude joke, not neurodivergent representation.
No historical revisionism or reimagining of real events.
The film is a lowbrow spoof with no preachy or lecture-like agenda.
Why it received this score
A Haunted House arrives in 2013 with modest ambitions and a budget roughly equal to the price of a used sedan. Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins play Malcolm and Kisha, a couple whose new home comes furnished with a demon, a camera crew's worth of shaky footage, and a running inventory of flatulence, uncooked food, and marital grievance. The film spoofs Paranormal Activity without much affection for its target, and the critics were unkind. It grossed sixty million dollars anyway. Such is the market.
The principal cast is Black, and Wayans built the project through his own production outfit, which lends the film a demographic center of gravity nobody involved felt the need to announce. It simply is. The psychic Chip, played by Nick Swardson, exists to lust after Malcolm, and the joke is his desire, not any dignity attached to it. That is the film's lone gesture toward queer content, and it lands as a punchline. Nothing is being advocated. Something is being mocked, and the distinction matters.
Everything else sits at zero, and the film seems content there. Kisha is possessed, ogled, and dragged around by a ghost; no feminist reading survives contact with the material. Race is never engaged as a subject. The environment goes unmentioned. The inability to sell a house is a gag about a soft market, not an indictment of capital. The bodily functions are deployed for disgust, not affirmation. Bobby's illiteracy is a cheap laugh. History is not revised because history is not consulted. Most tellingly, the film never lectures. It has no lesson to deliver, no audience to correct, no virtue to signal. In a decade when comedies increasingly felt obliged to justify their own existence, this one simply refuses. It is crude, witless, and entirely free of instruction, which is either a failing or a kind of integrity, depending on the cellar you keep.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.
Questions about A Haunted House
Is A Haunted House woke?
No — A Haunted House is not woke, scoring 17 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does A Haunted House have any woke elements?
1 of the 10 markers register at 30 or above, led by Representation Casting (35). On Representation Casting: Led by Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins with a largely Black principal cast, but the diversity is incidental to a crude spoof rather than a stated representational project.
How does A Haunted House compare to other 2013 movies?
It ranks #76 of the 274 films from 2013 we've scored; their average is 14. The wokest is Belle (76).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.