
We Have a Pope (2011)
Directed by Nanni Moretti
No — We Have a Pope is not woke, scoring 7 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Habemus Papam, released in English as We Have a Pope, finds Nanni Moretti in a contemplative mood.
Consciousness Markers
The pope-elect suffers a panic attack and depression and is treated by psychoanalysts, giving the film a mental-health dimension, though it is framed as a crisis of faith and responsibility rather than a neurodivergence-identity statement.
Critics noted the film is markedly less political than Moretti's earlier work, with the storyteller overpowering the moralist; its mild suggestion that the Church needs change plays as an offhand remark rather than a sermon.
The cast is an almost entirely white, male ensemble of Italian and French actors playing cardinals; the only notable woman is a minor supporting psychoanalyst. No diversity-casting agenda is present.
There are no LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext anywhere in this Vatican-set drama.
A female psychoanalyst appears briefly, but the film is a study of male clerical power and existential crisis with no feminist critique or agenda.
Race is entirely absent as a subject; the film concerns the internal politics of the Catholic hierarchy, not racial identity or justice.
No environmental or climate themes appear in the film.
The film gently probes institutional Church power and a man's inadequacy before authority, but offers no economic critique or 'eat the rich' sentiment.
Body image and body-positivity themes are entirely absent.
The story is a fictional invention about a hypothetical conclave, not a revisionist retelling of real historical events.
Why it received this score
Habemus Papam, released in English as We Have a Pope, finds Nanni Moretti in a contemplative mood. A conclave deadlocks. A compromise cardinal, Melville, is elevated against his own judgment. He accepts the office, then collapses before the balcony appearance with a panic attack, and the College of Cardinals, sealed inside by canon law, is left to wait. A psychoanalyst is summoned. The psychoanalyst brings his ex-wife. The new pope slips his minders and wanders Rome. The cardinals play volleyball.
The film's cultural inventory is spare. The cast is a wall of white-haired European men in scarlet, and the only woman of note is the ex-wife analyst, who appears to deliver a diagnosis and then vanish. There is no racial subject, no environmental theme, no economic critique, no body-image discourse, no queer subtext. The Vatican is treated as a workplace with bad management and one reluctant employee. What the film does carry is a mental-health thread: Melville's panic and depression are named and treated, though Moretti frames them as a crisis of faith and vocation, never as an identity to be affirmed. The closest the film comes to a message is a single line suggesting the Church needs a leader who will bring change. Critics agreed it lands as an offhand remark. The storyteller overpowers the moralist.
So we are left with a gentle, melancholy comedy about institutional weight and a man who does not want the job. It regards religion with curiosity instead of contempt, and regards its audience as adults. On the modern scale it registers almost nothing. A quiet film. A clean ledger.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
The newly elected Pope suffers a panic attack just as he is about to greet the faithful who have gathered to see him. His advisors, unable to convince him he is the right man for the job, call on a renowned therapist who also happens to be an atheist. But the Pope's fear of his newfound responsibility is one he must face alone. Winner Best Film at the Italian Golden Globes.
Questions about We Have a Pope
Is We Have a Pope woke?
No — We Have a Pope is not woke, scoring 7 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does We Have a Pope have any woke elements?
Very few. None of the 10 markers reaches 30, the level where a marker counts as present; the highest is Lecture Energy at 10.
How does We Have a Pope compare to other 2011 movies?
It ranks #133 of the 245 films from 2011 we've scored; their average is 11. The wokest is Paul (68).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.