
Submarine (2011)
Directed by Richard Ayoade
No — Submarine is not woke, scoring 2 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Richard Ayoade's Submarine arrives from 2010 with the confidence of a first feature that knows what it is: a small, chilly, funny study of a Welsh fifteen-year-old who believes his interior life is a public monument.
Consciousness Markers
The cast is predominantly white and Welsh, with no deliberate or commented-upon diversity casting. A minor character of East Asian descent exists naturally in the story without any representational framing.
There are no LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext in the film.
The film is a male-centered coming-of-age story and does not engage with feminist themes or critique patriarchal structures.
Race is not a thematic concern in the film, and no racial consciousness or commentary is present.
Climate change and environmental themes are entirely absent.
The film contains no anti-capitalist critique or economic justice themes.
Body positivity and body image issues are not addressed in the film.
The protagonist is eccentric and introspective, but the film does not explicitly engage with neurodivergence as a theme or identity.
The film is a straightforward adaptation of a contemporary novel and does not revise or reinterpret historical events.
The film is a character-driven coming-of-age story with no preachy or lecture-like messaging.
Why it received this score
Richard Ayoade's Submarine arrives from 2010 with the confidence of a first feature that knows what it is: a small, chilly, funny study of a Welsh fifteen-year-old who believes his interior life is a public monument. Oliver Tate narrates his own life as though composing a memoir for a reader he despises. He monitors his parents' marriage through a dimmer switch. He pursues Jordana, who is sharper and sadder than he is, and he fails her at the moment she needs him most. The film is shot in natural light on 35mm, scored by Alex Turner, and it ends with two teenagers standing several inches deep in the sea. That is its whole ambition, and it is enough.
For the purposes of this classification, the ledger comes back empty. The cast is white and Welsh, and the one character of East Asian descent, Kim-Lin, moves through the story with no thematic freight attached to her whatsoever. There is no queer subtext, no feminist argument, no racial consciousness, no climate anxiety, no critique of capital, no body politics, no neurodivergence framed as identity, and no revision of the historical record, since there is no history here to revise. Oliver is eccentric and introspective, but the film treats this as temperament, not diagnosis. Nobody lectures. Nobody turns to the audience to explain the lesson. The picture is far too busy watching a boy humiliate himself to instruct anyone about anything.
This is not a deficiency of seriousness. It is an absence of the specific cultural vocabulary that now defines the cinema of this decade, and Submarine predates it by a comfortable margin. Its concerns are adolescent shame, the comedy of parental collapse, and the difficulty of apologizing to someone you have wronged. Old concerns, handled with a light hand. We are left with a modest, well-made film that resists every category we are obliged to apply to it, and a long afternoon of entering zeroes into the empty column. Such is the work.
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Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
15-year-old deep-thinking Welsh schoolboy Oliver Tate struggles to initiate and maintain a relationship with Jordana, his devilish, dark-haired classmate at their Swansea high school. As his parents' marriage begins to fall apart, similar problems arise in his relationship with Jordana.
Questions about Submarine
Is Submarine woke?
No — Submarine is not woke, scoring 2 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does Submarine have any woke elements?
No. All 10 markers score zero.
How does Submarine compare to other 2011 movies?
It ranks #205 of the 245 films from 2011 we've scored; their average is 11. The wokest is Paul (68).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.