
The Witches (1990)
Directed by Nicolas Roeg
No — The Witches is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
The Witches arrived in 1990, a Roald Dahl adaptation directed by Nicolas Roeg and shepherded through Jim Henson's Creature Shop, which built the prosthetics that turn Anjelica Huston into something between a society matron and a reptile.
Consciousness Markers
The cast is uniformly white British and American performers, with no diverse or color-conscious casting choices made in this 1990 production.
There are no LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext anywhere in the film.
While the antagonists are powerful women, they are depicted as monstrous villains to be exterminated, which is the opposite of a feminist empowerment agenda.
The film engages with no racial themes, commentary, or consciousness whatsoever.
There is no environmental or climate-related content in the film.
The witches' use of confectionery shops and a trunk of money is a plot device, not a critique of capitalism or wealth.
The film's grotesque witch prosthetics and the 'clean children are repulsive' conceit are played for horror and comedy, not as a body-positivity message.
No neurodivergent characters or themes are present.
The film is a fantasy with no historical subject matter to revise.
The film is a dark fantasy entertainment that never pauses to deliver moral or social instruction to the audience.
Why it received this score
The Witches arrived in 1990, a Roald Dahl adaptation directed by Nicolas Roeg and shepherded through Jim Henson's Creature Shop, which built the prosthetics that turn Anjelica Huston into something between a society matron and a reptile. It is a dark fantasy for children, which is to say it trusts them with genuine menace. The plot concerns a boy turned into a mouse and a convention of child-hating witches disguised as a charity for the prevention of cruelty to children. There is a trunk of money and a bowl of cress soup. That is the whole of it.
Assessing this film for contemporary social instruction proves a barren exercise. The antagonists are powerful women, yet they are exterminated by a hotel full of guests, which is not an empowerment narrative so much as a pest control narrative. The cast is uniformly white and British or American, assembled for comic timing and menace, not for any representational project. The witches' aversion to clean children is a horror conceit and a running joke about hygiene, not a statement about bodies. No character wrestles with identity, no institution is indicted, no environment is defended. The film has no interest in teaching us anything, which in 1990 was simply called entertainment.
Roeg keeps the tone cruel and brisk, and the film never pauses to explain its morals. The Grand High Witch meets a cleaver. The children remain mice for most of the running time. Dahl himself loathed the softened ending and threatened to campaign against the picture, which is the closest this production comes to a controversy of conscience. What remains is a nasty, well-crafted piece of business with a devoted cult following and a body count of rodents. We classify it, we file it, we move on to the next screening.
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Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
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Synopsis
While staying at a hotel in England with his grandmother, Helga, a young boy named Luke inadvertently spies on a convention of witches. The Grand High Witch reveals a plan to turn all children into mice via a magical formula. When they discover the eavesdropper, the witches test the formula on him. Now, with the help of Helga and hotel manager Mr Stringer, Luke the mouse must fight back against the witches.
Questions about The Witches
Is The Witches woke?
No — The Witches is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does The Witches have any woke elements?
No. All 10 markers score zero.
How does The Witches compare to other 1990 movies?
It ranks #54 of the 68 films from 1990 we've scored; their average is 9. The wokest is Nightbreed (60).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.