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Don't Hang Up (2016)

Directed by Alexis Wajsbrot

No — Don't Hang Up is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.

Don't Hang Up arrives from 2016 with the confidence of a film that knows exactly what it is: a home-invasion thriller in which two young men make rude phone calls and are punished for it by a stranger with a surveillance van.

Consciousness Markers

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Representation Casting0

The cast is overwhelmingly white and the film makes no effort at diverse or color-conscious casting; the characters are generic American teenagers.

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LGBTQ+ Themes0

There are no LGBTQ+ characters, relationships, or themes anywhere in the film.

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Feminist Agenda0

The female characters (Peyton, Mrs. Kolbein) exist as victims and plot devices; there is no feminist framing or commentary.

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Racial Consciousness0

Race is never addressed or thematized; the revenge plot is entirely personal and non-racial.

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Climate Crusade0

No environmental or climate themes appear in this home-invasion thriller.

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Eat the Rich0

The film has no economic critique or class-conscious messaging; the antagonist is motivated by personal grief, not systemic grievance.

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Body Positivity0

No body-positivity themes or body-diverse representation are present.

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Neurodivergence0

No neurodivergent characters or themes are depicted.

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Revisionist History0

The film is a contemporary fictional thriller with no historical subject matter to revise.

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Lecture Energy0

The only moral is the generic horror caution that prank calls have consequences, delivered through plot rather than preachy didacticism.

Why it received this score

Don't Hang Up arrives from 2016 with the confidence of a film that knows exactly what it is: a home-invasion thriller in which two young men make rude phone calls and are punished for it by a stranger with a surveillance van. The cast is white, the suburb is anonymous, and the moral universe is the one horror has always kept in stock. Bad manners invite bad ends. No larger argument is being made, and the film does not pretend otherwise.

The women in the story, Peyton and Mrs. Kolbein, exist to be threatened, captured, or shot, and the screenplay never asks us to consider them as anything more. Race goes unmentioned in a film whose antagonist is driven by personal grief, not by any grievance against a system. The economy is not critiqued, the climate is not consulted, and no character pauses to educate anyone about anything. The revenge plot is domestic and small, which is to say it is a revenge plot.

The film offers instead a competence of a modest order. The twist, in which the hero stabs what he believes to be his captor and finds his friend instead, is a decent piece of nastiness, and the killer's motive, a prank that led to a dead child and a suicide, lands with the dull weight of a cautionary tale told by someone who has not thought about it much. Rotten Tomatoes sits at twenty-five percent. The film earns that number without shame and without sermon. It is not trying to improve anyone. It is trying to make them flinch, and it succeeds about a quarter of the time.

Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm

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Director: Alexis Wajsbrot
Cast: Gregg Sulkin, Sienna Guillory, Garrett Clayton, Robert Goodman, Chris Wilson, Jack Brett Anderson, Bella Dayne, Alex Dee
Genres: Horror, Thriller
Studios: Wild Spark, Bigscope Films, Don't Hang Up Films

Synopsis

An evening of drunken prank calls becomes a nightmare for a pair of teenagers when a mysterious stranger turns their own game against them.

Questions about Don't Hang Up

Is Don't Hang Up woke?

No — Don't Hang Up is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.

Does Don't Hang Up have any woke elements?

No. All 10 markers score zero.

How does Don't Hang Up compare to other 2016 movies?

It ranks #264 of the 285 films from 2016 we've scored; their average is 16. The wokest is 13th (92).

How is the Woke Score calculated?

An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.

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