
Thanksgiving (2023)
Directed by Eli Roth
No — Thanksgiving is not woke, scoring 17 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Eli Roth has finally expanded his fictitious Grindhouse trailer into a feature, and the result is a slasher that knows precisely what it is.
Consciousness Markers
The entire premise is built on a Black Friday superstore stampede, satirizing consumerist greed and the corporate frenzy of holiday shopping, though it stops short of explicit economic polemic.
The cast is reasonably diverse, with Jalen Thomas Brooks as a prominent character (Bobby) and a mixed ensemble, but this reflects ordinary casting rather than any deliberate representation agenda.
Jessica is a capable final girl who outwits the killer, but this is the standard slasher template rather than a feminist statement.
The consumerism satire is delivered through gory spectacle rather than preaching; the film has no interest in moral instruction.
No LGBTQ+ characters, themes, or subtext appear anywhere in the film.
The film engages no racial themes or commentary whatsoever; the diverse cast exists without any racial dimension to the story.
There is no environmental or climate content in the film.
No body-positivity themes or messaging are present.
No neurodivergent characters or themes are depicted.
The film is a straightforward slasher with no historical revisionism.
Why it received this score
Eli Roth has finally expanded his fictitious Grindhouse trailer into a feature, and the result is a slasher that knows precisely what it is. A Black Friday stampede at a Plymouth, Massachusetts superstore leaves three dead, and a year later a killer in a John Carver mask begins working through everyone he holds responsible. The geography is correct, the pilgrim hat is correct, and the film has no ambitions beyond the reliable mechanics of the genre. Roth stages the carnage with the enthusiasm of a man who has waited fifteen years for this.
Weekend shoppers trampling one another for a discounted television is the film's one sustained piece of social observation, and it lands because the horror is baked into the spectacle. The store is a temple of consumption, the mob is the congregation, and nobody in the frame learns a lesson. That is the extent of the film's cultural commentary. A reasonably mixed cast moves through the story without the screenplay ever noticing their backgrounds, and Jessica, the capable young woman who survives by outwitting the sheriff, follows a template that has been standard since the late seventies. There is no sermon here. The film has no interest in instructing anyone.
What remains is craft. The kills are inventive, the whodunit is serviceable, and the whole thing is content to be a seasonal curio, trotted out each November like a decorative gourd. It does not lecture, it does not moralize, and it does not pretend to be about anything larger than a man in a mask with a bone to pick. For a genre exercise, that restraint is its own quiet virtue.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
After a Black Friday riot ends in tragedy, a mysterious Thanksgiving-inspired killer terrorizes Plymouth, Massachusetts - the birthplace of the holiday. Picking off residents one by one, what begins as random revenge killings are soon revealed to be part of a larger, sinister holiday plan.
Questions about Thanksgiving
Is Thanksgiving woke?
No — Thanksgiving is not woke, scoring 17 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does Thanksgiving have any woke elements?
1 of the 10 markers register at 30 or above, led by Eat the Rich (40). On Eat the Rich: The entire premise is built on a Black Friday superstore stampede, satirizing consumerist greed and the corporate frenzy of holiday shopping, though it stops short of explicit economic polemic.
How does Thanksgiving compare to other 2023 movies?
It ranks #96 of the 200 films from 2023 we've scored; their average is 24. The wokest is Origin (84).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.