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Tetris (2023)

Directed by Jon S. Baird

No — Tetris is not especially woke, scoring 20 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.

Tetris arrives as a brisk corporate thriller about intellectual property, which is a sentence that sounds like a punishment and turns out to be mostly a pleasure.

Consciousness Markers

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Representation Casting35

The cast is genuinely international, with Japanese, Russian, and Korean-descended actors playing roles that reflect the story's real geography. This is natural, story-driven casting rather than a self-conscious diversity mandate.

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Eat the Rich15

The Maxwells and Trifonov are painted as greedy villains, but the film ultimately celebrates the capitalist deal and Nintendo's triumph, so it carries no real eat-the-rich thesis.

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Lecture Energy15

There is a light Cold War backdrop and a passing line about Estonia rebelling, but the film is a brisk corporate thriller rather than a preachy sermon.

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Feminist Agenda10

Sasha is a competent interpreter-turned-KGB-agent, but the film makes no argument about gender and treats her as a plot device rather than a feminist statement.

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Racial Consciousness8

The story is about Cold War geopolitics and corporate licensing, not race. Japanese and Russian characters exist naturally without commentary on racial identity.

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LGBTQ+ Themes0

No LGBTQ+ characters, relationships, or themes appear anywhere in the film.

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Climate Crusade0

There is no environmental or climate theme in the film whatsoever.

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Body Positivity0

No body-positivity themes or messaging are present.

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Neurodivergence0

No neurodivergent characters or themes are depicted.

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Revisionist History0

The film takes acknowledged dramatic liberties with real events, but it does not reinterpret history through a modern progressive lens, so it does not meet the revisionist-history marker.

Why it received this score

Tetris arrives as a brisk corporate thriller about intellectual property, which is a sentence that sounds like a punishment and turns out to be mostly a pleasure. Jon S. Baird keeps the pace clipped, the period detail is applied with a trowel, and Taron Egerton sweats convincingly through a licensing war that spans Las Vegas, Tokyo, London, and a Moscow rendered in Glasgow. The film understands that the Cold War makes an excellent backdrop for men in suits arguing about contracts. It is not, on the evidence, much interested in anything else.

The casting has a genuine internationalism to it. Japanese, Russian, and Korean-descended performers fill roles that map onto the story's actual geography, which reads as sensible rather than engineered. Sofia Lebedeva's Sasha is competent and gets to turn the tables in the final reel, though the film treats her as a plot mechanism and never bothers to make an argument about her. The Maxwells snarl about money, and Trifonov snarls about money, and the film invites us to hiss at them. Then Nintendo wins, the deal closes, and the capitalists are vindicated by the closing credits. A film cannot eat the rich while handing them the Game Boy rights.

There is a passing mention of Estonia agitating for independence, and a general hum of Soviet menace, but the sermon never arrives. Nobody lectures us about anything. The result is a film with almost no cultural agenda to speak of, a relic of an older kind of studio entertainment, and for that it deserves a small, weary nod of respect.

Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm

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Director: Jon S. Baird
Cast: Taron Egerton, Nikita Efremov, Sofia Lebedeva, Anthony Boyle, Ben Miles, Ken Yamamura, Igor Grabuzov, Oleg Stefan
Genres: Thriller, History, Drama
Studios: Marv, AI Film, Unigram, Cloudy Productions

Synopsis

In 1988, American video game salesman Henk Rogers discovers the video game Tetris. When he sets out to bring the game to the world, he enters a dangerous web of lies and corruption behind the Iron Curtain.

Questions about Tetris

Is Tetris woke?

No — Tetris is not especially woke, scoring 20 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Based.

Does Tetris have any woke elements?

1 of the 10 markers register at 30 or above, led by Representation Casting (35). On Representation Casting: The cast is genuinely international, with Japanese, Russian, and Korean-descended actors playing roles that reflect the story's real geography.

How does Tetris compare to other 2023 movies?

It ranks #85 of the 200 films from 2023 we've scored; their average is 24. The wokest is Origin (84).

How is the Woke Score calculated?

An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.

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