
The Next 365 Days (2022)
Directed by Tomasz Mandes
No — The Next 365 Days is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
The Next 365 Days arrives as the third installment in a Polish erotic trilogy, adapted from the closing volume of Blanka Lipińska's novels and released directly to a streaming service that knows its audience.
Consciousness Markers
Cast is predominantly Polish and Italian with no deliberate diversity casting or commentary on representation.
No LGBTQ+ characters, relationships, or themes are present.
The film centers on a possessive heterosexual romance and a love triangle; it does not advance a feminist agenda or critique patriarchal dynamics.
No racial themes, commentary, or consciousness are present.
No environmental or climate-related themes appear.
Wealth and gangster luxury are backdrop, not critiqued as capitalist exploitation.
The erotic drama features conventional glamorous bodies without body-positive messaging.
No neurodivergent characters or themes are present.
No historical revisionism or reimagining of historical events.
The film is a melodramatic erotic romance and does not lecture the audience on social issues.
Why it received this score
The Next 365 Days arrives as the third installment in a Polish erotic trilogy, adapted from the closing volume of Blanka Lipińska's novels and released directly to a streaming service that knows its audience. The director, Tomasz Mandes, shares credit here with Barbara Białowąs, and the result is a film concerned almost exclusively with the question of which handsome man Laura Torricelli will select. Massimo broods in Sicily. Nacho broods in Portugal. Laura broods in transit. The camera lingers on yachts, hotel suites, and the specific agony of a woman who has too many options and no interior life to sort them with.
Over the course of two hours we are given a kink club, a private strip performance, a fashion fair, a beach encounter, a dream sequence involving both suitors at once, and a mother who reminds her daughter that happiness matters. There is a pregnancy that ended badly, a twin brother in a grave, and a gangster father's wisdom about not forcing love. At no point does the film pause to instruct us on representation, climate, labor, or the construction of gender. The bodies are conventionally beautiful and displayed as such. The wealth is gangster wealth, enjoyed without apology. Nobody organizes a union.
The reception was grim, and the critics were not kind, though the film's defenders would argue, correctly, that kindness was never the point. What we have is a melodrama of pure appetite, untroubled by the cultural anxieties of its decade. It lectures no one. It improves no one. As a specimen for our ledger, it is remarkably clean: a blank page, a zero, an artifact of desire and nothing else. There is something almost restful about it.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
Laura and Massimo's relationship hangs in the balance as they try to overcome trust issues while a tenacious Nacho works to push them apart.
Questions about The Next 365 Days
Is The Next 365 Days woke?
No — The Next 365 Days is not woke, scoring 0 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does The Next 365 Days have any woke elements?
No. All 10 markers score zero.
How does The Next 365 Days compare to other 2022 movies?
It ranks #211 of the 223 films from 2022 we've scored; their average is 22. The wokest is Bros (92).
Is The Next 365 Days the most woke 365 Days movie?
Yes. It scores highest of the 3 365 Days films we've scored.