
Greta (2019)
Directed by Neil Jordan
No — Greta is not woke, scoring 13 out of 100 on our wokeness meter.
Neil Jordan has directed films of genuine consequence, which makes his decision to spend a late-career chapter on a stalker thriller about a lost handbag either a lark or a cry for help.
Consciousness Markers
A female-led two-hander with a diverse supporting cast (notably Zawe Ashton as Erica), but the diversity is incidental rather than a stated priority, and the leads are both white women.
The film is built around two women and a female friendship turned obsession, but it is a campy stalker thriller with no feminist thesis or commentary on patriarchy.
No LGBTQ+ characters, relationships, or themes appear anywhere in the stalker narrative.
Race is never a subject of the film; the story is a psychological thriller with no racial themes or commentary.
No environmental or climate themes are present.
No economic critique or class commentary; the antagonist's motives are personal pathology, not systemic.
No body-positive messaging or body-image themes.
Greta's behavior is framed as psychopathy and villainy, not as neurodivergence to be understood or celebrated.
No historical revisionism; the film is a contemporary fictional thriller.
The film delivers scares and camp rather than moral instruction; there is no preachy messaging.
Why it received this score
Neil Jordan has directed films of genuine consequence, which makes his decision to spend a late-career chapter on a stalker thriller about a lost handbag either a lark or a cry for help. The premise is sturdy B-movie stock: a young waitress named Frances returns a purse to a lonely French widow, accepts a cup of coffee, and gradually discovers that her new friend keeps a closet full of identical handbags, each tagged with a name and a phone number. From there the film proceeds with the grim efficiency of a wind-up toy, and Jordan directs it with a straight face and a taste for velvet menace.
The film belongs to Isabelle Huppert, who plays Greta as a woman composed entirely of surface and appetite, and to Chloe Grace Moretz, who spends much of the running time being drugged, bound, or instructed in Hungarian. It is a two-hander, and a female friendship curdles into something predatory. That is as far as the film's social analysis extends. No thesis is offered about patriarchy, no economic reading of the widow's motives, no environmental subtext, no argument about bodies or minds or history. The supporting cast is diverse in a way the screenplay never notices, which is either a quiet grace or plain indifference. We lean toward indifference.
The film does have camp, a severed finger, a dead dog, a private investigator with a syringe in his neck, and a final shot of a toy chest that rattles. It wants to thrill, not to instruct, and on that modest contract it delivers. There is no sermon here, no lesson, no moral instruction of any kind. Whether that constitutes artistic integrity or merely an absence of ideas is a question the film declines to answer. It just closes the lid.
Analysis generated by our Consciousness Algorithm
Synopsis
A young woman returns a lonely widow’s lost purse, leading to an unlikely relationship between the two — until the young woman discovers the widow might not be all that she seems.
Questions about Greta
Is Greta woke?
No — Greta is not woke, scoring 13 out of 100 on our wokeness meter. That earns it a verdict of Ultra Based.
Does Greta have any woke elements?
Very few. None of the 10 markers reaches 30, the level where a marker counts as present; the highest is Representation Casting at 25.
How does Greta compare to other 2019 movies?
It ranks #158 of the 284 films from 2019 we've scored; their average is 22. The wokest is Black Christmas (79).
How is the Woke Score calculated?
An AI-assisted process researches the film and its reception, scores it 0–100 on ten markers, then combines those into one 0–100 Woke Score. It measures a specific set of 2020s cultural themes, not film quality.