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The Smurfs

2011 · Directed by Raja Gosnell

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Woke Score

30

Critic

🍿45

Audience

Ultra Based

Critics rated this 22 points above its woke score. Among Ultra Based films, this critic score ranks #1434 of 1469.

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Synopsis

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours, in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

Consciousness Assessment

The Smurfs represents a curious artifact of early 2010s family entertainment, a period when Hollywood studios had not yet fully internalized the cultural imperatives that would later dominate the landscape. The film assembles a cast of considerable celebrity power, including Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry, and Sofía Vergara, yet deploys them in service of a narrative fundamentally indifferent to questions of social consciousness. The plot concerns itself solely with the mechanics of a magical portal adventure, treating its human characters as mere scaffolding for CGI creatures.

What cultural awareness the film does possess emerges almost accidentally rather than by design. Sofía Vergara and Neil Patrick Harris appear in supporting roles, and Katy Perry voices Smurfette, though these casting choices lack any discernible intentional diversity framework. The film takes no particular stance on gender, class, or representation. Smurfette functions within the film much as she did in the source material, as the single female Smurf in a male-dominated village, but the movie makes no effort to interrogate or even acknowledge this dynamic. The narrative concerns itself with fish-out-of-water comedy, product placement, and the broad appeal of recognizable voices attached to blue creatures.

The film's complete absence of ideological messaging, whether progressive or otherwise, is perhaps its most defining characteristic. There is no lecture energy, no climate consciousness, no anti-capitalist sentiment, and no exploration of identity politics. It exists in a pre-cultural-moment space where a film could simply be a family comedy about Smurfs visiting New York without any apparent awareness that such choices carry cultural weight. By contemporary standards, this represents a score of remarkable blandness.

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Critic Reviews

30%from 22 reviews
Movieline70

This is a film that transcends "good" or "bad," "like" or "don't like."

S.T. VanairsdaleRead Full Review →
Tampa Bay Times50

I deferred to the wisdom of Grouchy Smurf (George Lopez): "I didn't hate it as much as I expected to. But I still hated it."

Steve PersallRead Full Review →
Orlando Sentinel50

The slapstick is very small-kid friendly and even the most adult-friendly jokes are pretty mild stuff.

Roger MooreRead Full Review →
New York Post0

Ineptly directed by Raja Gosnell -- the genius behind the "Scooby-Doo" features, "Big Momma's House," and "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" -- this cheesy-looking flick has lousy animation, worse special effects and the most headache-inducing, blurry 3-D since "Clash of the Titans."

Lou LumenickRead Full Review →

Consciousness Markers

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Representation Casting35

The cast includes Sofía Vergara and Neil Patrick Harris in supporting roles, providing some diversity, though this appears incidental rather than intentional. No particular effort toward representation is evident.

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LGBTQ+ Themes0

The film contains no LGBTQ+ themes, representation, or subtext. Neil Patrick Harris appears as a heterosexual male character in a conventional family unit.

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Feminist Agenda5

Smurfette is the sole female character, a dynamic inherited from the source material. The film makes no attempt to examine or challenge this gender dynamic.

Racial Consciousness15

The cast includes some racial diversity in supporting roles, but the film demonstrates no racial consciousness or engagement with such themes whatsoever.

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Climate Crusade0

The film contains no climate-related themes, messaging, or environmental consciousness of any kind.

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Eat the Rich0

The film is laden with product placement and brand integration, operating entirely within capitalist frameworks with no critical examination.

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Body Positivity0

Body diversity and positivity are not present in the film. The Smurfs are uniform in appearance by design.

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Neurodivergence5

Brainy Smurf, characterized as the intellectual of the group, might suggest neurodivergent coding, but the film makes no explicit engagement with this concept.

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Revisionist History0

The film contains no historical content whatsoever, revisionist or otherwise.

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Lecture Energy0

The film entirely lacks preachy messaging, moral lectures, or any attempt to educate the audience about social issues.