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The Phoenician Scheme

2025 · Directed by Wes Anderson

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Woke Score

70

Critic

🍿66

Audience

Based

Critics rated this 42 points above its woke score. Among Based films, this critic score ranks #157 of 346.

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Synopsis

Wealthy businessman Zsa-zsa Korda appoints his only daughter, a nun, as sole heir to his estate. As Korda embarks on a new enterprise, they soon become the target of scheming tycoons, foreign terrorists, and determined assassins.

Consciousness Assessment

Wes Anderson's return to the crime caper genre presents a meticulously composed study in capitalist excess and familial dysfunction, though the film stops short of any genuine engagement with contemporary social consciousness. The plot concerns itself primarily with the mechanics of scheming and betrayal among the wealthy, rendered in Anderson's characteristic pastel palette and symmetrical framing, which somewhat deflates any potential critique of the systems that enable such villainy. The inclusion of a female protagonist who happens to be a nun provides narrative intrigue but little thematic depth regarding gender or power structures. Anderson's aesthetic formalism remains his primary interest, and this film appears to continue his tradition of prioritizing visual wit over ideological commitment. The ensemble cast, while featuring actors of various backgrounds, exists within a narrative that treats diversity as casting choice rather than thematic consideration. The film's satirical edge, such as it exists, targets individual greed and personal ambition rather than systemic inequality or structural injustice. One observes in Anderson's work a consistent preference for style over substance, a choice that occasionally produces brilliant comedy but rarely produces cultural reckoning. Here, the director seems content to let his mise-en-scene do the talking, which is to say not much at all.

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Critic Reviews

70%from 53 reviews
Little White Lies100

It goes without saying, but the film dazzles with its trompe-l’oeil-like worldbuilding, which inhabits the fairy tale reality of Anderson’s mind without ever giving over to the wayward indulgence of dream logic.

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The Telegraph100

His tender, witty, wondrous The Phoenician Scheme is the most Andersonian Anderson film to date – but then again, they all are, and that’s the fun of them.

Robbie CollinRead Full Review →
Original-Cin91

In the end, The Phoenician Scheme has a warm and beating heart.

Karen GordonRead Full Review →
Boston Globe25

After watching the worst Anderson movie yet, I was envious of the guy who blew up; he got to leave after only two minutes of this wretched comedy, the title of which sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel adaptation.

Odie HendersonRead Full Review →

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