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Assassin's Creed

2016 · Directed by Justin Kurzel

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Woke Score

36

Critic

🍿59

Audience

Ultra Based

Critics rated this 21 points above its woke score. Among Ultra Based films, this critic score ranks #1387 of 1469.

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Synopsis

Through a technology that unlocks the genetic memories of his ancestor in 15th century Spain, Callum Lynch discovers he is a descendant of an ancient line of Assassins and amasses lethal skills to take on the oppressive Templar Order.

Consciousness Assessment

Assassin's Creed is a video game adaptation that demonstrates minimal engagement with contemporary progressive sensibilities. The film concerns itself primarily with temporal action sequences and philosophical abstractions about control versus freedom, neither of which receive treatment suffused with modern social consciousness. The cast, while internationally diverse, serves the plot mechanically. Marion Cotillard and Jeremy Irons occupy positions of professional authority, but this reflects generic industry practice rather than any deliberate commitment to representation. Michael Kenneth Williams appears in the ensemble, though his role remains subordinate to the narrative's focus on Fassbender's protagonist.

The film's 15th century Spanish setting, involving the Templar Order and its opposition, could theoretically invite examination of power structures and historical injustice. Instead, the narrative opts for mystical pseudo-history untethered from genuine engagement with the Spanish Inquisition or its cultural ramifications. The conflict between Assassins and Templars functions as pure abstraction, a battle between named factions without ideological specificity regarding class, religion, or social hierarchies. The present-day framing device features a corporate facility that could serve anti-capitalist critique but does not. It exists as mere scaffolding.

The film's approach to its female characters, body diversity, neurodivergence, and environmental concerns hovers at zero. No character demonstrates neurodivergent traits. No one discusses climate. No body type outside the standard action-film template appears. The script contains no lecture energy, which is to say it explains nothing about anything. It is an expensive, exhausted adaptation of a video game that gamely attempts artistic seriousness while committing to none of the cultural projects that might justify such pretense.

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Critic Reviews

36%from 38 reviews
The Verge68

Assassin’s Creed’s creators have the courage to always take themselves seriously, even when they’re working with material that sounds fundamentally silly. There’s no great leap of faith in Assassin’s Creed, but a surprising amount of the time, it at least finds steady footing.

Adi RobertsonRead Full Review →
IndieWire67

Declaring Assassin’s Creed to be the best video game movie ever made is the kind of backhanded compliment that sounds like hyperbole, but the description fits the bill on both counts. Regardless of what you call this peculiar, arrestingly uninviting nonsense, the fact of the matter is that it’s the only blockbuster of 2016 that left me desperate for a sequel.

David EhrlichRead Full Review →
Philadelphia Inquirer63

It also has great momentum, good set pieces, and so much frothy nihilism it’s just plain fun.

Tirdad DerakhshaniRead Full Review →
Slate10

I suppose you could say the film made me slightly more likely to play one of the games, but only because I’d do just about anything before I saw this movie again.

Jonathan L. FischerRead Full Review →

Consciousness Markers

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Representation Casting35

The cast includes international talent and Michael Kenneth Williams in a supporting role, though this reflects standard industry diversity rather than intentional representation strategy. Female characters hold professional positions but lack agency or development.

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LGBTQ+ Themes0

No LGBTQ+ themes, representation, or subtext are present in the film. No characters demonstrate queer identity or relationship dynamics.

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Feminist Agenda5

Marion Cotillard holds a position of authority as a scientist, but the narrative affords her minimal agency or character development. She functions primarily as exposition delivery.

Racial Consciousness15

The film is set in 15th century Spain with thematic connections to the Spanish Inquisition, yet it avoids any substantive engagement with religious persecution, colonial systems, or racial hierarchies. Diversity in casting lacks accompanying thematic exploration.

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Climate Crusade0

No environmental themes, climate consciousness, or ecological concerns appear in the film. The narrative contains no reference to environmental issues.

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Eat the Rich10

The present-day setting involves a corporate facility that could theoretically critique capitalism, but the film treats this setting as mere plot machinery. No systematic critique of economic systems emerges.

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Body Positivity0

The film presents only conventionally fit bodies typical of action cinema. No representation of body diversity, disability, or non-standard physical forms appears.

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Neurodivergence0

No characters demonstrate neurodivergent traits, mental health conditions portrayed with nuance, or exploration of cognitive diversity. None is evident.

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Revisionist History5

While the film incorporates historical settings, it treats them as abstract backdrops for action sequences rather than engaging in substantive revisionist history. The Spanish Inquisition and medieval power structures remain unexplored.

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Lecture Energy10

The film contains minimal exposition or preachy explanation. Characters discuss genetic memory and philosophical abstractions vaguely, but no character delivers sustained social or political commentary.